my only wish was always to get out of this

the fake josef stalin won the war for us
and we're not so cool now
because of it we are absolutely false
and embarassed of our crap
but we can win this
we can win this
and get the girl

make a dragon
make a stalin
make ourselves
with sexy jobs
hunting dragons, stalins
and ourselves

that would be cool
we would be cool
supersizing ourselves
solving puzzles
made by the fake stalin
riding a camel
to heavy metal glory

ride it well
ride it sharp

always absurd
through the hamburger lens
with lots to learn

fences to jump
girls to go in
and dumbass situations
making no sense for our benefit

so much goes wrong
so much goes on

i am salivating